FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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