Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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