You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina