ADVERTISEMENT

• (917): View more from New York City

  K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

  Fav 11 894 1763

  share tweet
  

• (410): View more from Maryland

  can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

  (443): View more from Maryland

  wasted?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  im pocohantasssss

  Fav 109 45301 2727

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (650): View more from California

  im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt

  Fav 35 855 4683

  share tweet
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye

  (319): View more from Iowa

  Wasn't she moving abroad?

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Are you really going to debate this?

  Fav 85 1905 5850

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (847): View more from Illinois

  His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

  Fav 36 1395 6619

  share tweet
  

• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

  Fav 27 1344 5379

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (416): View more from Toronto

  the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

  Fav 77 8180 4859

  share tweet
  

• (310): View more from California

  dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

  Fav 25 1825 7305

  share tweet
  

• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

  Fav 31 7037 1697

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.

  Fav 3 1930 1237

  share tweet
  

• (816): View more from Missouri

  It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.

  Fav 1 1540 799

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

  Fav 7 3322 998

  share tweet
  

• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."

  Fav 2 1369 769

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat

  Fav 5 1217 592

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (224): View more from Illinois

  I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.

  Fav 2 384 178

  share tweet
  

Randomize