K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.