Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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