gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
