Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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