what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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