took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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