Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
