I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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