I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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