Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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