shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fuck appropriateness.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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