Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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