whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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