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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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