how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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