I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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