If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Are my feet made of real feet?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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