it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
MIDGETS
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We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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