I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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