at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
