i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he thought i was a dude.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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