Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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