I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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