I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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