doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He kissed a someone with a penis
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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