I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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