can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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