Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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