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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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