Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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