is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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