Sponge bath it is.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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