Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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