last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
