and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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