My friends, they love my intelligence
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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