It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
