woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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