We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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