My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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