Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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