I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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