dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die