Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him