He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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