Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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