He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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