Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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