hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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