did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
either way he was missing a nipple.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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