i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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