don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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