I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
sex in a hospital.. check
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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