Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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